zeldathemes

chloe, 16, south england;

my ex man brought his new girlfriend she's like "oh my god" but i'm just gonna shake it

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Guy: my dick is hard
Girl: to find

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

- No! Don’t you touch me! Don’t you lay a finger on me!
- Stop it. Stop it NOW!

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

Well, female friendships are fucking extraordinary. They don’t have to be sexual to be intense love affairs. A breakup with a female friend can be more traumatic than a breakup with a lover. I’ve always been attracted to stories that look at the love-hate complexity of close female friendships. It’s ripe for drama. Did you see Frances Ha? That portrayed a female friendship I really understood.
Keira Knightley (x)

gettingsweptaway:

gettingsweptaway:

best of taylor swift’s instagram comments // part one

taylorswift i made a thing of some of your best instagram comments! thanks for making so many people happy i love you :)

nintendoki:

"i dont need feminism because—" great. wonderful. amazing. i literally do not care

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game